Yeah, well, if wishes were fishes we'd all be eatin' sushi. Sadly . . . perplexingly . . . it's a true story.
A man walked into a store whips out a bullet and says "this is a stick-up" . . . not in those exact words but that's the gist of what happened. You can't make this stuff up.
And to further prove that fact is often stranger than fiction . . . there is a Wisconsin man who had his name legally changed to . . . wait for it . . . . wait for it . . . Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop. Is Mr. Zopittybop-bop-bop an upstanding, responsible citizen? Of course not . . . he's got a rap-sheet a mile and a half long. Perhaps he changed his name to gain some anonymity so he could go on the straight and narrow. Uhm . . . right! Not. He was arrested just two months after he went from Jeffrey Drew to Beezow Doo-Doo for drug possession and carrying a knife.
And then there's the brainiac who stole an airplane, took off and then realized he didn't know how to fly or . . . . more importantly . . . land the thing.
and the Darwin award goes to . . .
2 Teaspoons Salt
2 Tbsp Butter
2 Tbsp Flour
Add bones to pot and cover with cold water. Bring to asimmer over medium low heat. Reduce heat to low and simmer for about 3 to 4hours. Cool slightly; strain broth into a bowl. Refrigerate then remove fatfrom top of broth.
Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat; graduallyadd flour and stir until golden brown.
Slowly whisk in stock until blended and smooth. Stir ingiblets, and season with pepper and salt. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, andsimmer for 8 to 10 minutes, or until thickened.