As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Polenta is an ancient food, predating even bread.   It is easy, inexpensive and versatile. 

 Originating as a humble peasant dish, polenta began as nothing more than porridge of wheat or bean flour and water. Since the introduction of maize to Europe, the primary ingredient is now corn.  Its modest beginnings as merely a stop gap to starvation have evolved into the classic comfort food it is today.

 Polenta can be served in place of bread with butter and cheese, as a side dish to a meat dish, or as a main dish replacement for pasta.  It’s excellent as a leftover when it’s fried in butter and smothered in cheese. 

Polenta went from a lowly dish of the poor to an important staple. Its simplicity, texture and flavor make it a favorite of mine . . . one that I don’t make often enough.

Easy Polenta with Sausage & Tomato Sauce 

2 Cups Milk

2 Cups Chicken Stock

1 Cup Yellow Cornmeal

1 Cup Parmesan Cheese

2 Cups Spaghetti Sauce 

1lb Sausage Meat, Browned

1 Cup Mozzarella Cheese

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9 inch square baking dish.


In a large pot, combine the milk and chicken stock. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat. When it is at a rolling boil, gradually whisk in the cornmeal, making sure there are no lumps. Reduce heat to low and simmer, stirring constantly until thick, about 5 minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in the Parmesan cheese.


Pour the polenta into the prepared baking dish.  Top with sausage, spread spaghetti sauce and add cheese.


Bake for 15 minutes in the preheated oven, or until sauce is bubbling.



Note:  Although it tasted good, I don't think mine came out right.  It's supposed to be a firm texture, mine was kind of mushy.  I'm not sure what I did wrong.

Like white on rice

Honky . . . a favorite word used by George Jefferson in the70’s sitcom.  Mr. Jefferson was moving onup to the east side; to a de-luxe apartment in the sky who finally got a pieceof the pie.

Honky . . . a word used by blacks to refer to whites.  It’s not particularly harsh sounding consideringit’s a racial slur . . . it’s actually a funny word. 

The origin of this word could be a twist on words from thenative language of two distinct groups . . . one from immigrants, the other fromslaves.

Honky may be a variation of hunky, which was a variant ofBohunk, This was a derogatory term for Bohemian, Hungarian, and Polishimmigrants that in the early 1900’s.  According to a couple of sources, black factoryworkers picked up the term from white workers and began applying itindiscriminately to all white folks and it caught on.

Honky may also have derived from the African term "xonqnopp" (the ‘x’ is pronounced as an ‘h’) which literally means "whiteperson". The term may have originated with Wolof-speaking slaves broughtto the US.

Maybe because it’s more colorful, I’m going with that theword honky dates back to the 1920’s.  Supposedly,the word came about because of the practice of white men who would venture intothe red light districts seeking to pick of African-American prostitutes.  Those parts of town weren’t necessarily thebest of areas. So the theory is that the curb-crawlers were afraid to stoptheir cars and would honk their car horns to draw the hookers to them.  Eventually, black people started to call thejohns “honkies” and it became a part of the common vernacular.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him

Maybe I’m too judgmental or narrow-minded, but I think thatit’s rather unmanly for a guy to sit with his legs crossed.  I'm not talking about the perpendicular crosswith foot resting on his knee . . . but like a girl.

I’m not saying it’s effeminate,just less than masculine. 

I don’t understand how it could be comfortable for a guyanyway . . . I’m a girl and I don’tthink it’s all that comfy and I don’thave doodads, dingleberries and  . . . uh. . . stuff that could get smooshed.

So, maybe I think it’s unmanly because any man with a substantial. . . er . . . package wouldn’t beable to sit that way.

Not that I’m saying size matters.  No, I’m not saying that at all.  Just sayin’.

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! HasenpfefferIncorporated!

If your old like me then you may recall that little chantfrom the opening sequence of the Laverne and Shirley show . . . actually I’mnot dating myself all that much since I only caught the show in syndication.  So, nuts to you!

The little ditty is a Yiddish-American hopscotch chant.  Okay, that clears that up but what is a schlemieland, for the love of Pete, what in the heck is a Schlimazel??

A schlimazel is the guy who walks past a second floorwindow-ledge and knocks the flower pot off . . . a schlemiel is the guy walkingunderneath.

A schlemiel is a klutz . . . an awkward person.  A schlimazel is a born loser.   It’skind of a commentary of the type of people that Laverne and Shirley were Iguess because they were always finding themselves in sticky situations andpretty much always down on their luck.  LikeLavern and Shirly . . . you can’t have a schlemiel without a schlimazel . . .they go together. 

Kind of like  rammalamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong. Something like that, anyway.

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo

I have a friend who told me that she was on this kick whenall that she was eating was carrots . . . bags and bags of those little babycarrots.  She ate so many over a periodof a few weeks that she actually turned orange.

She must have looked like an Oompa Loompa with a glandularproblem . . . my friend is pretty tall.

Is it really possible that eating too many carrots can causeyour skin to turn orange-ish?  Yeah,actually it is.

It’s a condition called carotenosis . . . it is caused byeating a lot of foods that contain carotene . . . a red or yellow hydrocarbonpigment . . .  egg yolks, sweet potatoes,beets, a variety of leafy vegetables and, of course, carrots. Carotene buildsup in your bloodstream and most people turn a sickly yellow color resemblingjaundice. It’s rarely fatal . . . apparently you have to try really, reallyhard to die of carotenosis.

The good news is you just have to stop eating carrots toresume your normal hue.

Balls to the wall

Balls to the Wall is an expression that refers to an all-outeffort . . . giving it all you’ve got.

The origin of this idiom . . . like many . . . isdebatable.  However, the most widelyaccepted explanation is based in aviation. On airplanes, the throttle control handles  . . . or joystick . . . and the fuel mixtureare often topped with grips that are ballshaped.  When a pilot pushes the ballinto the full thrust position . . . towards the firewall . . .  it pushes theaircraft to go as fast as possible.

On a side-note, if you've ever wondered why a joy stick iscalled thusly . . . well, chances are that is indeedy a vulgar term . . . theobvious implication that a (male) pilot was gripping the stick between hislegs; his joystick.

Another explanation involves steam engines.  These engines have a mechanical regulatorthat utilize of a pair of hinged lever arms with a ball on the end of eacharm.  As the engine speeds up, centrifugalforce causes the arms to rise up closing a valve.  The regulator can be adjusted so that thearms go to horizontal (with the balls pointing to the wall) without closing thevalve.  This adjustment does not limitthe speed of the engine so that it can go full force.

A similar explanation refers the automatic speed control fora diesel-generator . . . like those used on submarines.  Inside the hydraulic governor roundcounterweights are attached to a vertical drive shaft. The weights (balls) areon hinged arms. As the engine spins, the drive shaft spins and slings the ballsoutward toward the walls of the governor housing. The faster the engine turns,the closer the balls get to the wall, i.e., engine at high speed, balls to thewall.

 

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Who is Peter Piper? Why, he’s a fellow named Peter who blows a pipe and picks peppers . . .duh!

But more importantly, what in the heck is a peck??  A peck is a measurement unit of dry measure .. . it is equal to 2 gallons or 8 dry quarts or 16 dry pints. That’s a lot ofpeppers!  But it doesn’t turn out to be awhole peck  . . . er . . . heck of a lotwhen you pickle them.

If you’ve gotten a garden and your peppers are popping youshould want a way to preserve them. There are a number of different ways to do this.  Last year I dried most of my peppers withexcellent results . . . I’m still using them in any number of recipes callingfor pepper flakes. 

But, this year I decided to try something different . . .taking a cue from Peter Piper I opted to pickle and can them.

To Make Homemade Pickled Peppers you can use just about anykind of pepper . . . hot or sweet . . . including Chilies, Pimiento, Hungarian,Banana, Jalapeno, Etc.

If stored properly, canned pickled peppers have a shelf lifeof about 12 months.  That is they shouldbe kept in a cool, dark place

For 9 pints you will need about 7 lbs of peppers total.  You can mix and match varieties, hot andsweet . . . whatever you want.

You will also need:

Jar grabber (to pick up the hot jars)

Jar funnel

Large spoons and ladles

At least 1 large pot

One 6 - 8 quart pot or saucepan

Pint Sized Ball jars

1 Canner or a huge pot

It’s very important that you select peppers that are veryfresh and crisp.  Limp, old peppers willmake nasty tasting canned peppers. 

Hot pepper caution: Wear plastic or rubber gloves and do nottouch your face while handling or cutting hot peppers. If you do not weargloves, wash hands thoroughly with soap and water before touching your face oreyes . . . or your private parts. Ouchie!!

Wash the jars and lids. The dishwasher is fine for the jars. I put the lids in a small pot of almost boiling water for 5 minutes, anduse the magnetic "lid lifter wand to pull them out.

Get a large pot of water boiling.  This is for the hot water bath that you willbe processing the peppers in.

Wash the peppers to remove any dirt and debris.  You can remove the seeds if you want to, atthis point.  I like to keep my hot pepperswhole for the fullest heat. 

Blister the peppers by placing them in a hot oven set at 400º for 6 to 8 minutes; using tongs carefully turnpepper often until skin blisters evenly on all sides.  Then place them in a bowl covered with a toweluntil you’re ready to use them.

Next you want to prepare your pickling solution.  In a saucepan, combine and heat:

5 cups vinegar (5%)

1 cup water

4 tsp canning or pickling salt

2 tbsp sugar

2 cloves garlic

Heat it to boiling and simmer for 10 minutes. Then removethe garlic (and discard).

Pack the jars with the pickles and pour the vinegar solutioninto each packed jar.  Fill jars, leaving1/2-inch of headspace. Flatten whole peppers. You may add 1/2 teaspoon of saltto each pint jar, if desired for taste (it is not a preservative).

Put the lids on each jar and seal them by putting a ring onand screwing it down snugly (but not with all your might, just"snug").

Put the jars in the canner and keep them covered with atleast 1 inch of water. Keep the water boiling. Boil them for 10 minutes.  Remember to adjust for altitudes . . .

The normal boilingpoint of water at sea level is 212°. At higher altitudes, water boils at lowertemperatures. When processing jars of jams, pickles, and other preserves in aboiling water bath at higher altitudes, use the following chart to adjust times.

1,001 feet to 3,000feet, add 5 minutes to processing times.
3,001 feet to 6,000 feet, add 10 minutes to processing times.
6,001 feet to 8,000 feet, add 15 minutes to processing times.
8,001 feet to 10,000 feet, add 20 minutes to processing times.

Lift the jars out of the water and let them cool on a woodencutting board or a towel, without touching or bumping them in a draft-freeplace (usually takes overnight), where they won't be bumped. You can thenremove the rings if you like. Once the jars are cool, you can check that theyare sealed verifying that the lid has been sucked down. Just press in thecenter, gently, with your finger. If it pops up and down (often making apopping sound), it is not sealed. If you put the jar in the refrigerator rightaway, you can still use it.

A man taking basil from a woman will love her always

If you’re familiar with making pesto you probably use a food processor or blender to mix all the ingredients.  While being tasty, the authentic Italian method imparts more flavor by allowing the individual tastes to come through.

I made this recipe and thought it was delish . . . hubby didn’t like it and said it tasted “too strong”.  That being said, he’s never had pesto before.  It tasted like pesto is supposed to taste . . . only more so!  Yummers.

Chopping all the ingredients by hand is the key because this prevents the ingredients from becoming a completely homogenized emulsion or paste. You will need a good sharp knife and the chopping process will take about 20 minutes. 

The technique is to chop a bit, add some ingredients, chop some more. This helps to create a variance of cut sizes throughout the pesto contributing to the overall texture.

1 Large Bunch of Basil, Leaves Only, Washed And Dried

3 Medium Cloves of Garlic

1 Small Handful of Raw Pine Nuts

1 Cup Parmesan, Loosely Packed And Freshly Grated

A Few Tablespoons of Extra-Virgin Olive Oil

Start chopping the garlic along with about 1/3 of the basil leaves.

Once this is loosely chopped add more basil, chop some more, add the rest of the basil, chop some more . . . scrape and chop, gather and chop.

At this point the basil and garlic should be a very fine mince.

Add about half the pine nuts, chop. Add the rest of the pine nuts, chop.

Add half of the Parmesan, chop. Add the rest of the Parmesan, and chop.

In the end you want a chop so fine that you can press all the ingredients into a basil "cake".  Transfer the pesto "cake" to a small bowl (not much bigger than the cake). Cover with a few tablespoons of olive oil.

You can set this aside or place it in the refrigerator until you are ready to use it.

Just before serving give the pesto a quick stir to incorporate some of the oil into the basil. You can thin the pesto with a splash of pasta water for more coverage. 

I served mine with a hearty gnocchi  . . . with a side of bruschetta . . .  it was awesome.

Makes about 1 cup.