Senin, 07 November 2011

A foul blow . . .

I came across a news article to I just had to share.  You just can’t make this stuff up . . .

Fart triggers domestic callout

A man was arrested for assault after a domestic thatallegedly started after he farted in bed and his wife sprayed him with airfreshener.

Cops were called to an address in Fernhill just aftermidnight on October 12 after it was claimed the offender, a 22-year-old hotelchef, had attacked his partner, 20, during the bizarre incident.

“It’s alleged the man’s wife took offence to him breakingwind while they were in bed and he then got upset when she sprayed him with acan of air freshener and he lashed out,” senior constable Sean Drader says. “Hewas charged with domestic assault.”

 And, since the subject is open . . . 

I learned something that I didn't need to know . . . I found out what a dutch oven is.  Unfortunately, I know the concept but I didn't know it had a name.  

A dutch oven is a fart you make in bed followed up byholding your partner's head under the covers so that your partner can get thefull effect of it. 

If any such thing happens in my bedroom, rest assured that the perpetrator will get far worse than a blast of air freshener . . . just fair warning . . . you know who you are.

Wacky Cake

This is a simple but yummy cake that I used to make with mymom all the time when I was a kid . . . it’s quick and easy.

1 1/2 Cups Unbleached All-Purpose Flour
1 Cup Sugar
3 Tablespoons Unsweetened Cocoa
1 Teaspoon Baking Soda
1/2 Teaspoon Salt
1 Teaspoon Vanilla
1 Teaspoon Vinegar
5 Tablespoons Vegetable Oil
1 Cup Cold Water

In a large mixing bowl, mix flour, sugar, cocoa, soda andsalt. Make three wells in the flour mixture. In one put vanilla; in another thevinegar, and in the third the oil. Pour the cold water over the mixture andstir until moistened. Pour into 8 x 8-inch pan. Bake at 350°F. oven for 25 to30 minutes, or until it springs back when touched lightly.

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