Do you remember when Broadway Joe, former quarterback for the NY Jets and later for the LA Rams, did a commercial wearing pantyhose? With a cymbal roll, the camera slowly pans up hosieried legs, then crosses green satin shorts and the No. 12 football jersey, revealing famous New York Jets team quarterback (1965-1972) Joe Namath.
Joe didn’t actually wear pantyhose . . . "Now I don't wear pantyhose, but if Beautymist can make MY legs looks good, imagine what they'll do for yours." . . . but apparently he was secure enough in his masculinity to do a national advertising campaign wearing them. Of course, they threw in a hot chick smooching him at the end of the commercial so that his sexuality wouldn’t be in question.
Okay, that’s all fine and dandy. But while digging up the little bits of JoeNamath hosiery trivia I came across something I didn’t expect. Apparently, men do wear pantyhose . . . except that they’re called mantyhose. They even come with a fly opening in thefront. I’m kind of freaking out.
There is actually a company that sells support legwear madeexclusively for men. They’ve been aroundsince 1999. It’s not supposed to be aproduct aimed at cross-dressers but the target is the active male . . . . addingwarmth-without-bulk for outdoor runners and bicyclists, a great base layer for hunters, campers andskiers in cold climates.
Still a little creeped out here . . .
Aside from the noted medical benefits to wearing supportivehosiery they’re made with the man’s fashion sense in mind. Most men wear them under long pants . . . forsupport or warmth or whatever . . . andovertly flaunting the fact that they’re wearing tights.
Some men go so far as to wear them withshorts and they have like designs and stuff on them . . . like fancy girliehose but with manly-ish take. Really? Uhm . . . sure.
It makes sense they they’re considered viable solution forcomplaints by men of aching, tired legs, varicose veins, or other circulationissues. But I’m still a little weirded out about the idea of my hubby wearingstockings.
I'm trying to keep an open mind but it keeps snapping shut. Sorry . . .
Beef And Tequila Stew
2 Lb Sirloin, Cubed
1/4 C Butter
1/2 C Onion; Chopped, 1 Medium
4 Slices Bacon; Cut Up
2 Jalepeno Peppers, Sliced
1 C Baby Carrots
2 Stalks Celery; Chopped
1/4 C Tequila
3/4 C Tomato Juice
2 T Cilantro; Fresh, Snipped
1 1/2 T Salt
1 Can Garbanzo Beans;
4 C Tomatoes; Chopped, 4 Medium
2 Cloves Garlic;Finely Chopped
Melt butter in a heavy pot. Add beef. Cook and stir beef over medium heat until brown.
Remove beef with slotted spoon and drain. Cook and stir onion, peppers and bacon in same skillet until bacon is crisp. Stir in beef and remaining ingredients. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer until beef is tender, about 1 hour.
To thicken stew, mix two tablespoons of corn starch in 1/2 cup cold water. Bring stew to boiling and stir in cornstarch slurry.
I topped my stew with dumplings made with Jiffy Baking Mix:
To make dumplings, mix with a fork:
2 c. baking mix (Bisquick or Jiffy type mix)
3/4 c. milk
Drop by spoonfuls onto boiling stew. Reduce to simmer, cover and continue cooking 20 minutes more. Makes 10 to 12 dumplings.