Kamis, 17 November 2011

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

I think I missed something. At what point did having duck lips become sexy?  I’m not talking naturally full, plump lips .. . like Angelina Jolie. 

I’m talking people who inject crap . . . and I mean crap . .. into their lips.  From fat transfersfrom one point on the patient’s body to make their lips fat, to donor tissueextracted from cadavers . . . that’s dead people folks . . .  to collagen.  Collagen sounds like the least offensive butdid you know that collagen is extracted from cow hides . . . that would be deadcows folks.  Just sayin’.

And I don't think I'm exaggerating when I'm comparing these lip jobs to duck bills . . . 

Go ahead . . . tell me I'm wrong!

Anyhoo . . . is this sexy?

Or this?  

Seriously, is this sexy??  Just askin'.

(And, yes, that's a dude.)

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